Fun Pregnancy Statements

Well, I am 9 months pregnant. As I get older I realize what a blessing it is to be able to get pregnant and have healthy babies. With that being said, this pregnancy I decided I would try not to complain about being pregnant. I have decided to make statements instead of complain.
So, when I say things like: "I can not move" That is not a complaint. That is a statement. A complaint would be, "I am soooo uncomfortable." Let me give you some more examples:

"I woke up a lot last night"- statement
"I had the worst night sleep last night, I was miserable, I had round ligament pain all night long, I had to get up twice to use the restroom, and if I want to roll over it I have to wake up and make plans on how I am going flip my body from one side to the other. It was terrible." - complaint

"I have 2 bottoms and 3 tops that fit me."- statement
"I have worn the same ugly 2 pairs of pants and 3 tops for the last month. I am also going to be wearing those same shirts and pants for the next month. I am so sick of wearing the same uncomfortable clothes that don't really fit me anyways."-complaint

"my feet have grown 1 shoe size"- statement
"my feet are so swollen that all my shoes are tight- and my feet hurt and itch all the time."
-complaint

"I don't get as much done as I used to." -statement
"I am so slow and tired and uncomfortable all the time. Picking up something off of the floor is a feat of strength." -complaint

"I can hear my heart beat in my ears when I go up stairs." -statement
"Going up stairs is the worst! I have to rest twice, and by the time I get to the top I am huffing and I can hear my heart beating in my ears for the next 10 min." complaint

I would include paragraphs about the how my nose is stuffy, my back has a lot of pressure on it, and my stomach producing a lot more acid, but I woke up a lot last night and so I need to go lay down.

As you can see, I have not been complaining at all. Just pointing out some facts of changes that my body is going through. In fact I am feeling so good that I think I'll go get a pedicure. Just for fun- not like I need it because my toenails are really long cause I can't reach my feet.