Hugeness

Seriously people. I am big. Like really big. But guess what? I am the ONLY one who can say that. The rest of you are supposed to says things like, "you look great!" or "You look so tiny- just like you have a little ball in your belly- the rest of you is so thin!" or "wow, from behind I can't even tell you are pregnant!" or "this must be your first!" or "you are so cute pregnant!" I don't care how big you think I am- just pretend like I am small. I will happily play along too. Got it? Good.